Unbottled Genie's Stories

It’s soon to be that time of year again. The backpacks are packed, roommates are moving in, and someone’s frantically Googling “how to cook rice wi...
Read moreIt’s soon to be that time of year again. The backpacks are packed, roommates are moving in, and someone’s frantically Googling “how to cook rice wi...
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Briefs are so deeply woven into modern masculinity that we often forget they have a history, one that is surprisingly recent and fascinating. At Ma...
Read moreBriefs are so deeply woven into modern masculinity that we often forget they have a history, one that is surprisingly recent and fascinating. At Ma...
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Summer has a way of sneaking up on you. One moment you’re enjoying the breeze in spring, and the next, you’re peeling your shirt off a sticky back,...
Read moreSummer has a way of sneaking up on you. One moment you’re enjoying the breeze in spring, and the next, you’re peeling your shirt off a sticky back,...
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A Tribute to Freedom — in Red, White, and Blue The 4th of July is more than a holiday; it’s a feeling that lives deep in the American summer. It’...
Read moreA Tribute to Freedom — in Red, White, and Blue The 4th of July is more than a holiday; it’s a feeling that lives deep in the American summer. It’...
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Have you ever considered matching your underwear to your mood, or better yet, to your day? While undergarments are often chosen for comfort, fabric...
Read moreHave you ever considered matching your underwear to your mood, or better yet, to your day? While undergarments are often chosen for comfort, fabric...
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Father’s Day is not just about cards, tools, or ties; it is about honoring the man who raised you, taught you, and probably gave you his best jokes...
Read moreFather’s Day is not just about cards, tools, or ties; it is about honoring the man who raised you, taught you, and probably gave you his best jokes...
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Something the fashion industry loves to ignore: real men’s bodies. Walk into any store, scroll through any ad, and what do you see? The same recycl...
Read moreSomething the fashion industry loves to ignore: real men’s bodies. Walk into any store, scroll through any ad, and what do you see? The same recycl...
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(Spoiler alert: It’s not cologne.) Here's the reality: no one wants to be the guy who smells like he has just run a marathon through a hot subway...
Read more(Spoiler alert: It’s not cologne.) Here's the reality: no one wants to be the guy who smells like he has just run a marathon through a hot subway...
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Truth be told, most guys don’t overthink their underwear. But the wrong pair can lead to discomfort, irritation, and even infections. From suffocat...
Read moreTruth be told, most guys don’t overthink their underwear. But the wrong pair can lead to discomfort, irritation, and even infections. From suffocat...
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Let’s be real: why is underwear such a forbidden topic? We’ll happily debate politics, share workout routines, and even publicly discuss our favori...
Read moreLet’s be real: why is underwear such a forbidden topic? We’ll happily debate politics, share workout routines, and even publicly discuss our favori...
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